I Have No Interest In Non-fiction. I

The Crack Of The Bat, The Sound Of Baseballs Thumping Into Gloves, The Infield Chatter Are Like Birdsong To The Baseball Starved.

I Became Exclusively An American League Fan When They Instituted The Dh Rule, And Will Remain So Until The National League Moves Out Of The Dark Ages.

Most People Write A Lot Of Autobiography, But When I Came To Write Autobiography I Discovered That Nothing Interesting Had Ever Happened To Me. So I Had To Take The Situation And Invent Stories To Go With It.

Yogi Berra, Bill Lee, They Were Irreverent, Poked Fun At The Stodgy Owners And Managers.

He Bats Like A Lightning Rod.