I Have Never Had Sex With That

I Did Attempt To Find Out If There Were Any Secret Government Documents That Revealed Things. If There Were, They Were Concealed From Me Too. And If There Were, Well I Wouldn't Be The First American President That Underlings Have Lied To, Or That Career Bureaucrats Have Waited Out. But There May Be Some Career Person Sitting Around Somewhere, Hiding These Dark Secrets, Even From Elected Presidents. But If So, They Successfully Eluded Me...and I'm Almost Embarrassed To Tell You I Did (chuckling) Try To Find Out.

The Information Age Is, First And Foremost, An Education Age, In Which Education Must Start At Birth And Continue Throughout A Lifetime. Last Year, From This Podium, I Said That Education Has To Be Our Highest Priority. I Have Something To Say To Every Family Listening To Us Tonight: Your Children Can Go On To College.... Because Of The Things That Have Been Done, We Can Make College As Universal In The 21st Century As High School Is Today. And, My Friends, That Will Change The Face And Future Of America.

You Should Strive To Find Happiness Every Day And Not Believe That It Comes At The End Of The Journey.

When We Got Organized As A Country, [and] Wrote A Fairly Radical Constitution, With A Radical Bill Of Rights, Giving Radical Amounts Of Freedom To Americans, It Was Assumed That Americans Who Had That Freedom Would Use It Responsibly...when Personal Freedom Is Being Abused, You Have To Move To Limit It.

We Have To Change The Whole Job Structure Of America. We Have Got To Basically Reorient Our Economy Toward The Future.