I Have Little Shame, No Dignity –

The Bible Improved My Ethical Iq. I Started To Act Like A Good Person. I Tried Not To Gossip, And Lie, And Covet, And Just By Pretending I Was A Good Person, I Think I Actually Became A Little Bit Better Of A Person. I'm Not Gandhi Or Angelina Jolie, But It Was A Baby Step.

After Decimating Several Vegetables, I Decide Juicing Is My Favorite Form Of Food Preparation. There's Something Perversely Appealing About Subjecting An Innocent Plant To That Much Violence.

When I Went To Israel, It Was A Little Disorienting, Because There Are So Many People Who Look Crazy And Were Dressed Like Me. There, I Was Just One Of The Apocalyptic Crowd.

I Was Very Good At Sitting. But I Just Read So Much Research About How Horrible Sitting Is For You. It's Like, It's Really Bad. It's Like Paula-deen-glazed-bacon-doughnut Bad. So I Now Move Around As Much As Possible.

The Year Showed Me Beyond A Doubt That Everyone Practices Cafeteria Religion... But The Important Lesson Was This: There's Nothing Wrong With Choosing. Cafeterias Aren't Bad Per Se... The Key Is In Choosing The Right Dishes. You Need To Pick The Nurturing Ones (compassion), The Healthy Ones (love Thy Neighbor), Not The Bitter Ones.