I Have Given Up Trying To Be

My Little Dog, He Did Not Get Ill. It Is So Funny That People Get Ill On A Boat And Dogs Do Not.

I Don't Want To Get Married, And I Don't Want To Work After I'm 30, So I Must Manage My Fortune Somehow In The Next Seven Years.

If I Get Married, I Think I'd Pick Out A Newspaperman Rather Than A Millionaire. A Newspaperman Is A Regular Fellow.

It Is A Temptation For Me To Wear All My Rings At Once.

I Have Never Known The Time When I Did Not Wear Stays. My Stays Are Part Of Me.