I Have Found Christian Dogma Unintelligible.

I Am The Laziest Man In The World. I Invented All Those Things To Save Myself From Toil.

God Helps Them That Help Themselves.

Take Heed Of The Vinegar Of Sweet Wine, And The Anger Of Good-nature.

The First Degree Of Folly, Is To Conceit One's Self Wise; The Second To Profess It; The Third To Despise Counsel.

Sarcasm Is The Lowest Form Of Humor But The Highest Form Of Flattery.