I Have 15,000 Comics In A Warehouse,

When The Ball Dropped In 1999, I Was Holding Dough And Champagne In My Hands And Holding My Kids.

Like Sweet Morning Dew I Took One Look At You And It Was Plain To See You Were My Destiny

Regardless Of How Me Or This Man Right Here Or Anybody Else In This Business Get, When We Walk On An Airplane In First-class Looking Like This, We're Gonna Get Searched.

All My Legitimate Jobs Were Embarrassing. I Used To Be Stock Boy At An Odd-lot, Making $35 A Day.

The Most I've Smoked In A Day Was Over An Ounce, In Germany.