I Have An Augustus Waters Fetish.

I Was Thinking About The Universe Wanting To Be Noticed, And How I Had To Notice It As Best I Could. I Felt That I Owed A Debt To The Universe That Only My Attention Could Repay, And Also That I Owed A Debt To Everybody Who Didn’t Get To Be A Person Anymore And Everyone Who Hadn’t Gotten To Be A Person Yet.

You Don't Want Romantic Advice From Me, You Want Romantic Advice From Edward Cullen. I Completely Understand But He Is Completely Unavailable Right Now And I'll Tell You Why. He Doesn't Exist.

I Love You' Really Is The Gateway Drug Of Breaking Up.

They Like Their Coffee Like They Like Their Ex-boyfriends: Bitter.

Your Responsibility Is Not To The People You're Making The Gift For, But The Gift Itself.