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Early On, I Used To Think It Was Really Cool And Macho To Jump Out Of The Car And Tackle The Bad Guy. But Then When You See The Stunts In The Movie, You Realize It Could've Been A Lady In A Poncho.

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Im A Peaceful Man With Bad Intentions.

As Kids We're Not Taught How To Deal With Success; We're Taught How To Deal With Failure. If At First You Don't Succeed, Try, Try Again. If At First You Succeed, Then What?

The Paramedic Called The Press And Sold Me Like A Loaf Of Bread. This Was News, And He Wanted To Be The One To Report It.