I Have A Very Warm Spot In

When I Say, 'i Can't Stay Long, I'm In-between Meals,' That Plays Differently On The Radio Than It Does In Person. So I Have To Pick Material That Works Because The Words Are Funny, Not Just Because Of The Images.

I'm Washing Lettuce. Soon, I'll Be On Fries. In A Few Years, I'll Make Assistant Manager, And That's When The Big Bucks Start Rolling In.

I'm A 7 O'clock Act. My People Want To Go To A Show, A Dinner And Then Go Home And Go To Bed.

It's So Much Easier To Be Cynical.

I Was A Terrible Actor. But John Hughes Liked Me, And He Encouraged Me. I Made Him Laugh, I Guess Is The Bottom Line, And Then He Gave Me That Part In Ferris Bueller's Day Off As The Flower Man. It's Just A Nothing Part In One Sense, But It's Such An Iconic Movie That People Will Ask Me From Time To Time, "are You In Ferris Bueller's Day Off?" "yeah."