I Have A Memory Like An Elephant.

I Tend To Live In The Past Because Most Of My Life Is There.

A City Is Where You Can Sign A Petition, Boo The Chief Justice, Fish Off A Pier, Gaze At A Hippopotamus, Buy A Flower At The Corner, Or Get A Good Hamburger Or A Bad Girl At 4 A.m. A City Is Where Sirens Make White Streaks Of Sound In The Sky And Foghorns Speak In Dark Grays. San Francisco Is Such A City.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is That It Tends To Go On Forever.

When A Place Advertises Itself As 'world Famous,' You May Be Sure It Isn't.