I Have A Long List Of Things

Coming Up Through The Ranks Of Any Calling Can Be Rough, But That Battered Soul Who Survives The Early Years Of Courting The Comic Muse Comes Close To Knowing What Only The Soldier Knows: What Combat Is Like.

Anything Seen On Tv Is, In A Subtle And Sinister Sense, Thereby Endorsed.

An Effective Speaker Can Do More Damage Or More Good In A Well-stated Minute Than An Angry Klutz Could Do In Half An Hour.

While Other Kids Were Out Playing And Doing Healthy Things, I Read An Ancient Judo Book With A Neck Hold That Was Fatal To So Many People They Finally Dropped It From Judo.

Running My Show Is Really Like An Actor Being In Repertory But Where, In One Day In One Performance, You Do Scenes From A Drama, A Farce, A Low Comedy And A Tragedy.