I Hated Skiing Or Any Other Sport

A Grandparent Will Help You With Your Buttons, Your Zippers, And Your Shoelaces And Not Be In Any Hurry For You To Grow Up.

It Seemed Rather Incongruous That In A Society Of Super Sophisticated Communication, We Often Suffer From A Shortage Of Listeners.

Parenting Is A Negative Thing. Keep Your Children From Killing Themselves, Or Anyone Else, And Hope For The Best.

Never Go To A Doctor Whose Office Plants Have Died.

One Son Appears In Stereo - A Transistor In One Ear And The Phone In The Other.