I Hate Posterity - It's So Fond

The Cat Is Domestic Only As Far As Suits Its Own Ends.

It's No Use Growing Older If You Only Learn New Ways Of Misbehaving Yourself.

If He Had Unlimited Money At His Disposal, He Might Go Into The Wilds Somewhere And Shoot Big Game. I Never Know What The Big Game Have Done To Deserve It, But They Do Help To Deflect The Destructive Energies Of Some Of Our Social Misfits.

The Young Have Aspirations That Never Come To Pass, The Old Have Reminiscences Of What Never Happened.

His Socks Compelled One's Attention Without Losing One's Respect.