I Hate People Who Say 'just To

Every Year, The Friday Before The New Saturday-morning Shows Would Premiere, The Networks Would Do This Big Preview Special, And I Was Always Glued To The Tv. As Horrible As They Were, They Were Entertaining At The Time. There Was A Lot Of Showmanship From The Networks Based Around The New Lineup.

I'm Not A Fatalist. I'm Not A Religious Person. I'm Sure There Are Close Calls That We're Not Even Aware Of Hundreds Of Times A Year. You Cross The Street, And If You'd Crossed The Street Two Minutes Later, You'd Have Been Hit By A Car, But You'd Never Know It. I'm Sure That Kind Of Stuff Happens All The Time.

Adults Acting Like Children And Children Acting Like Adults Is Generally A Pretty Reliable Comic Device.

I Think At Times I Read Too Much Of My Own Press. I Wish I Was Better At Taking In How Great My Life Is, But That's Surprisingly Elusive. I Tend To Be Very Hard On Myself And Insecure About Failing No Matter What Happens.

I Do Not Believe In God. I'm An Atheist. I Consider Myself A Critical Thinker, And It Fascinates Me That In The 21st Century Most People Still Believe In, As George Carlin Puts It, 'the Invisible Man Living In The Sky'