I Hate Danny Kaye Movies.

My Iq Is Somewhere Between Spiro Agnew's And Albert Einstein's.

While Other Kids Were Out Playing And Doing Healthy Things, I Read An Ancient Judo Book With A Neck Hold That Was Fatal To So Many People They Finally Dropped It From Judo.

I Am Always Shocked That There Are Still A Handful Of Defenders Of The Dubious Practice Of Abstinence, Surely The Worst Idea Since Chocolate-covered Ants.

Great Humorists Are Great Insulters.

I'm Not All That Enthralled By Show Business, And I'm Not That Much Of A Highbrow.