I Hate All Sports As Rabidly As

Why Do Men Go To Zoos?

Love Is Photogenic. It Needs Darkness Room To Develop

Experience Is A Poor Guide To Man, And Is Seldom Followed. What Really Teaches A Man Is Not Experience, But Observation.

The Only Way That A Government Can Provide For Jobs For All Citizens Is By Deciding What Every Man Should Do.

High-toned Humanitarians Constantly Overestimate The Sufferings Of Those They Sympathize With.