I Hate All Politics. I Don't Like

I Never Went To College, So I Went To The Library.

Beer's Intellectual. What A Shame So Many Idiots Drink It.

The Local Tv News Is The Greatest Danger In Your Life. It's All Crap.

In That Film Love Story, There's A Line, "love Means Never Having To Say You're Sorry." That's The Dumbest Thing I Ever Heard. Love Means Saying You're Sorry Every Day For Some Little Thing Or Other.

They Stood There, King Of The Hill, Top Of The Heap, Ruler Of All They Surveyed, Unimpeachable Monarchs And Presidents, Trying To Understand What It Meant To Own A World And How Big A World Really Was.