I Had Done Shrek As A Canadian

Dad Was In The British Army And My Mom Was In The Royal Air Force, So Both Of My Parents Believed In Discipline.

So They Ended Up Turning This Little Twenty Eight Page Book Into The Movie. And It's All About This Stinky, Smelly Ogre Who Doesn't Care What Anybody Thinks Of Him.

And I Love Mel Brooks. My Dad Loved His Movies, Too, They're Awesome, The Kind Of Thing That If You're In For Ten Minutes, You're In For Two Hours.

I'm Basically A Sexless Geek. Look At Me, I Have Pasty-white Skin, I Have Acne Scars And I'm Five-foot-nothing. Does That Sound Like A Real Sexual Dynamo To You?

I Had Done Shrek As A Canadian And I'm Very Proud To Be Canadian, But I Knew I Could Give More To It.