I Had A Career Before The Stern

By The Time I Am Howard's Age I Hope To Be Long Retired. I Don't Plan On Working That Long.

It's Not A Drug Problem, Until You Run Out Of Money. Until Then It's Just Drugs.

Women Will Do Anything Oprah Winfrey Says, And That Is Why We Can't Have Women Voting.

I Am Not The Easiest Guy To Live With. It Is Probably The Lack Of Stability In My Life.

Eddie Murphy Said Once In An Interview That Nothing Is Offensive If It's Funny. I Sort Of Agree With That, But If Something's Funny And You're The Subject Of It, Sometimes It's More Offensive. If Someone's Insulting You, You Want Them To Sound Like An Idiot.