I Guess I've Got A Smart Wife.

I Don't Know, I'm Not In Shape Yet.

You Can Observe A Lot By Just Watching.

I Wish Everybody Had The Drive He (joe Dimaggio) Had. He Never Did Anything Wrong On The Field. I'd Never Seen Him Dive For A Ball, Everything Was A Chest-high Catch, And He Never Walked Off The Field.

When I'm Sittin' Down To Dinner With The Family, Stuff [another Yogiism] Just Pops Out. And They'll Say, 'dad, You Just Said Another One.' And I Don't Even Know What The Heck I Said.

I'm In No Condition To Drive...wait! I Shouldn't Listen To Myself, I'm Drunk!