I Guess Destiny Isn't The Path Chosen

I've Got No Dark Secrets, I Wasn't Beaten Up, My Parents Were Kind To Me And There Was A Low Crime Rate Where We Lived. Maybe That's Where The Comedy Comes From, As Some Sort Of Reaction To The Safe, Boring Suburbs.

You Know You Can Be Having A Bad Day And Someone Will Walk By And Say: 'hey, I Love You, Will.' That Really Cheers You Up. That's A Really Lovely Thing.

I Want To Thank Jesus, And By Jesus I Mean Jesus Hernandez, My Bodyguard

A Lot Of People Have Gotten Into Comedy Because Of Certain Influences In Their Lives Or Events That Were Painful, And I Really Have Wracked My Brain To Figure It Out. I Pretty Much Have Had A Normal Childhood. Maybe It Was Too Normal.

I Don't Really Have Aspirations To Be Tom Hanks.