I Grew Up With A Mother Who,

Me Just Being Myself In Public Or On Tv Is The Biggest Nightmare In The World.

People Ask Could I Have Written The Show I Wrote In 1990 Now, And I Don't Think I Could. I Think It's Much Easier To Offend People Nowadays. People Have Grown Quite Sensitive, I Think.

I Can Remember The First Face-lift Show That Came On. I Rang Up Everyone - Are You Watching? I'm Watching.

Well, I Would Definitely Give Up Performing... But I Would Still Sit Down In An Office And Pretend To Write With Dawn, Even If We Never Produced Anything, Because It's Just Hilarious. I Would Miss That.

Well, I'm Lucky Because, You See, I'll Probably Bounce Back From This Role.