I Grew Up Like Huck Finn, Always

When I Was On 'all My Children,' We Did A Thing For 'seventeen Magazine' Where A Girl Won A Date. I Went To Her Prom With Her In Alabama, And She Was A Sweetheart. I Didn't Move To Alabama And I Didn't Buy A Farm There, But We Still Keep In Touch.

I Really Feel Like A Regular Dude Who Happens To Be Incredibly Lucky.

I'm Working On Inventing An Aerosol Spray That Repels Papparazi. I Haven't Perfected It But When I Do I Will Make Millions.

Everybody's Got Regrets. Everybody's Made Mistakes. Nobody's Perfect.

Adopted Pets Are The Best Pets You Can Have. Most Adoptable Pets Come From Loving Homes That Simply Cannot Care For Them Anymore. Or, They Are Strays Who've Been On Their Own Without The Loving Care They Deserve.