I Grew Up In Kentucky, But I

My Cousin Cleaned Out A Shotgun For Me And Let Me Carry It Around The House, Because He Said, 'anybody Who Knows Anything About Guns Is Going To Know In A Second If Someone Has Held A Gun Before.' I Didn't Want To Be That Person. I Wanted To Be Practiced.

I Promise You, Anybody Given The Choice Of That Kind Of Money Or Having To Make A Phone Call To Tell Your Dad That Something Like That Has Happened, It’s Not Worth It.

My Icloud Keeps Telling Me To Back It Up, And I'm Like, 'i Don't Know How To Back You Up. Do It Yourself!'

When I'm Not Working, I Am The Laziest Person. I Can Literally Lie On A Couch And Watch Television For 15 Hours.

I Always Feel Like An Idiot Every Time I Fly First Class Because I’m A Kid. And I Just Sit There, And Everyone’s Got Their Newspapers And They’re On The Computer, And I’m Like, 'can I Get A Coloring Book, Please? Can I Get Some Crayons?'