I Got Out Of The Tub And

My Professional Aspirations Were Simple - I Wanted To Be An Intergalactic Princess.

On The Bright Side, I'm Sure This Isn't The Last Time You'll Ever Get Firebombed, So Maybe You'll Have Better Luck Next Time.

I'm Underrealized," Lula Said. "i Gotta Lot Of Untapped Potential. Yesterday My Horoscope Said I Gotta Expand My Horizons." "you Expand Any More In That Dress, And You'll Get Yourself Arrested," Connie Said. -- Twelve Sharp

Ranger Appeared In The Bathroom Doorway And I Was Too Relieved To Be Embarrassed. "i Appreciate You Coming Out In The Middle Of The Night," I Said. Ranger Smiled. "i Didn't Want To Miss Seeing You Chained Up Naked.

Give Me The Gun." Ranger Said. I Extracted The Gun From My Pants And Handed It Over. Ranger Held The Gun In The Pulm Of His Hand And Smiled. "it's Warm," He Said. He Put The Gun In The Glove Compartment And Plugged The Key Into The Ignition. Am I Fired?" No. Any Women Who Can Heat Up A Gun Like That Is Worth Keeping Around.