I Got Oedipus Off The Incest Charge--technicality,

Cats Aren't Really Friendly, They're Just Cozying Up To The Dominant Life-form As A Hedge Against Extinction.

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For Every Expert There Is An Equal And Opposite Expert.

A Good Butler Should Save His Employer's Life At Least Once A Day.

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