I Got Eight O-levels At School...zero In

I'll Tell You The Truth; I Had A Double Brandy Before The Game But, Before, It Used To Be Four Bottles Of Whisky. Not Any More. I Was Fine. I Had A Glass Of Wine After The Game. But It Was Just A Mouthful.

But Then I Always Wanted To Play For Rangers. Man United Is A Great Club And Alex Ferguson Is A Legend.

I Know As A Manager You Have To Abide By The Chairman's Decisions. But His Decisions Were This Team, That Team, This Player, That Player. The Chairman Is A Control Freak.

I've Got A Bit Of Money In The Bank. I'm Quite Comfortable.

What Is The World Coming To When You Get A Red Card And Get Fined Two Weeks' Wages For Calling A Grown Man A Wanker?