I Got Arrested For Graffiti. I Got

I Don't Have Many Hobbies. If I Think Of Hobbies, Maybe Ping Pong. But I Don't Have A Desire To Get A Ping Pong Medal.

Quite Franc-ly, I Think I Am An Asset To This World We Live In. I Know That If I Didn’t Exist, There Would Be Some Truly Upset People Just Waiting For Me. A Life Without Franco Is Like A Kitten Without Fur. That’s What My Reflection Told Me.

I Think All Great Comedies - Or At Least The Comedies I Like - It Has Some Of The Funniest Moments, But It Never Breaks The Spell For The Audience. It Never Pushes The Audience Away By Spoofing Itself Too Much Or Undermining The Characters Or Making Them Cardboard Or Flimsy. Everybody Is Really Trying To Do What Their Characters Believe In - And So Nobody Breaks The Spell Of The World, Even Though In Other Ways It's A Comedy And Very Funny.

There's A Large Chunk Of Me In All The Parts. As An Actor, I Got Involved Largely Because I Want To Let Things Out. The Best Acting Is That That Is Most Real And The Only Way To Do That, Is To Genuinely Feel It.

I Don't Go On Vacation. I Don't Really Need Vacation.