I Got An Extra Hour's Nap.

The Toughest Opponent Of All Is Old Man Par. He's A Patient Soul Who Never Shoots A Birdie And Never Incurs A Bogey. And If You Would Travel The Long Road With Him, You Must Be Patient, Too.

On The Golf Course, A Man May Be The Dogged Victim Of Inexorable Fate, Be Struck Down By An Appalling Stroke Of Tragedy, Become The Hero Of Unbelievable Melodrama, Or The Clown In A Side-splitting Comedy.

If I Had Ever Been Set Down In Any One Place And Told I Was To Play There, And Nowhere Else, For The Rest Of My Life, I Should Have Chosen The Old Course At St. Andrews.

Golf Is The Closest Game To The Game We Call Life. You Get Bad Breaks From Good Shots; You Get Good Breaks From Bad Shots - But You Have To Play The Ball Where It Lies.

Golf Is The Only Game I Know Of That Actually Becomes Harder The Longer You Play It.