I Got A Swede Lawyer?!? She's Gonna

Most Practical Jokes, I'll Feel Too Bad For The Other Person So I'll Stop Just Before The Punchline.

A Good Compromise Is When Both Parties Are Dissatisfied

I'm Anti-cheese In A Salad.

I Tell People That I've Now Done One Decent Thing In My Life. Albeit Inadvertently.

A Place To Go - That's What My Mother Always Instilled In Me. You Need A Place To Go. And You're Worthless Unless You Have A Place To Go.