I Got A Lovely Check Today From

I'm Sure There's Going To Be Some Material From This Is Not Going To Be Pretty. I Usually Use That Song To Just Introduce Myself To The Audience, Although The Patter In Between The Song Is Always Different.

How Time Files When You's Doin' All The Talking.

To Work All The Time Is To Be Incredibly Lucky.

I Don't Believe In The Afterlife, So I Do Think When Somebody Passes, It's Worthy Of Note.

The Real Point Is That You Cannot Harbor Malice Toward Others And Then Cry Foul When Someone Displays Intolerance Against You. Prejudice Tolerated Is Intolerance Encouraged. Rise Up In Righteousness When You Witness The Words And Deeds Of Hate, But Only If You Are Willing To Rise Up Against Them All, Including Your Own. Otherwise Suffer The Slings And Arrows Of Disrespect Silently.