I Get The First Flight Out From

I Don't Need A Holiday Or A Feast To Feel Grateful For My Children, The Sun, The Moon, The Roof Over My Head, Music, And Laughter, But I Like To Take This Time To Take The Path Of Thanks Less Traveled.

The Truth Is Libraries Are Raucous Clubhouses For Free Speech, Controversy And Community.

I Have Terrible Short-term Memory Loss, Which I Like To Think Of As Presidential Eligibility.

I Don't Have A Bank Account Because I Don't Know My Mother's Maiden Name.

When We Live Up To Our Constitution, Let's Form A Conga Line Around The Capitol And Bungee Jump Off The Dome.