I Fly Around With Chicks On Each

There's Nothing Wrong With Being A Pretty Girl, Because You Want To Be, Desirable. There's Nothing Wrong With That, But You Should Have A Plan B Even If That Is Getting Pregnant By A Rich Dude.

I Think As A Standup Performer You Have To Feel The Audience. So The Audience Kind Of Dictates What They Get, You Know?

Death Isn't A Funny Thing. We're All Lucky To Be Living.

I Remember Taking Mushrooms At The Wrap Party, It Was Like The First And Last Time I Took That.

Well, The Best Part About Stand-up Is That You Control Everything. Period. When You Work In Movies, Or On Tv Shows, There Are 50 Other People Involved. And It's Hard, Man. They Brainwash You To Think You're Doing The Right Thing.