I Firmly Believe That Nuclear War Is

Fresh Air Makes Me Throw Up. I Can't Handle It. I'd Rather Be Around Three Denobili Cigars Blowing In My Face All Night.

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women.

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The Cigarettes You Light One After Another Won’t Help You Forget Her.

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