I Find It Hard To Understand Why

I've Always Enjoyed Sex Scenes, Though You're Not Really Supposed To. The Classic Answer Is, 'oh, It's Not Sexy At All Because There Are So Many Technicians Standing Around.' But I've Always Found Them Extremely Arousing.

The Only Reason My Work Seems To Be Eclectic Up To A Certain Period Is Because I Was A Failure As An Actor.

I Cling To The Fantasy That I Could Have Done Something More Creative. Like Actually Writing A Script, Or Writing A Book. But The Awful Truth Is That I... Probably Can't!

I'm A Laugh Tart. I Make No Secret Of That Fact.

But When You're A Celebrity, You Discover That You're No Longer The Pursuer, But The One Being Pursued. That's One Of The Disappointments I Have Had Since Becoming A Single Man.