I Failed To Make The Chess Team

I've Had Bad Luck In My Two Previous Marriages. The First Wife Left Me, And The Second Did Not. ­

Love May Be The Answer, But Even Though You're Watching For The Solution, Intercourse Raises Some Rather Interesting Thoughts.

While We're Waiting For A Cab I'll Give You Your Lesson For Today. Don't Listen To What Your Teachers Tell Ya, You Know. Don't Pay Attention. Just, Just See What They Look Like And That's How You'll Know What Life Is Really Gonna Be Like.

Inertia Accounts For Two-thirds Of Marriages. But Love Accounts For The Other Third.

Until You've Been Kissed On A Rainy Parisian Afternoon - You've Never Been Kissed.