I Enjoy Reality As Much As The

I've Been Lucky Enough To Win An Oscar, Write A Best-seller - My Other Dream Would Be To Have A Painting In The Louvre. The Only Way That's Going To Happen Is If I Paint A Dirty One On The Wall Of The Gentlemen's Lavatory.

Malta Is A Sod Of A Place.

I Make Two Movies A Year To Take Care Of The Butcher And The Baker And The School Fees. Then I Try To Write, But It's Not That Easy. Acting Is What's Easy.

There Are Wonderful People Out There But Also Wonderful People Right Here.

You Can Count On Errol Flynn, He'll Always Let You Down.