I Enjoy Hitting Tennis Balls. I Haven't

I Don't Think Anyone In Their Right Mind Takes Me Serious.

My Serve Has Killed A Small Dog ... I'm Joking, I'm Joking! The Dog Was Huge!

I Cook A Little - I've Never Taken Classes Or Anything - But Enough To Get By.

I Used To Hear A Lot That All I Could Do Was Hit A Serve, I Couldn't Volley, I Can't Hit A Backhand, I Don't Return Well, And Then People Would Turn Round And Tell Me I'm Underachieving.

I Think The Medical Term For The Injury Is 'the Bottom Of My Ass Hurts.'