I Eat A Cheeseburger With French Fries

Comparison Is A Brutal Assault Upon One's Self. Once You Compare Yourself To Someone Else, What You're Really Saying Is That What You're Made Of Isn't Good Enough.

If You Really Want To Torture Me, Sit Me In A Room Strapped To A Chair And Put Mariah Carey's Records On.

You Have To Really Enjoy (being Sexy). Not Fake Anything. Sexy Is Being In The Moment, Whether That Means Being Coy Or Coming On Hard. Faking Is Always Lame And It Never Comes Across The Way You Want It To.

The British Are So Incestuous. They Pass Around Partners Like They're Passing Popcorn At A Movie.

You Don't Want To Be Photographed? You Don't Want To Be Known? Then You Don't Need To Be Out There Peddling Movies.