I Dream Of Starting A Three-man Country

I Have A 60-acre Farm In North Carolina, And I Have A Tractor And A Farmhouse. As Soon As I Groom The Land, I Want To Put Cabins Around And Have A Place Where People Can Write And Hang Out. It'll Be Either That Or An All-black Nudist Colony.

I Was Just Thinking How Unfortunate It'd Be To Be A Fat Girl Named Candy.

I Call My Balls The Bush Twins.

I Try To Write Three Jokes Every Day. I Don't Sit Down And Write Them, It's Just Things That Pop Into My Head. Then I'll Go Watch It Fail Onstage That Night.

American Society Loves To Prop People Up And Then Take Them Down.