I Drank My Lifetime Supply Of Alcohol

You Know, Almost Everyone Is An Irritant To Me. I Think People Have Forgotten What The Word 'public' Means. 'public' Means You're Going To Be Irritated. It's A Natural Consequence Of Leaving One's Home. You Go Outside, And There Are People Who Are Irritating. I'll Be Standing On The Sidewalk, And Someone Berates Me For Smoking. I Look At The Person And Think, But What About Your Shoes? How Can You Wear Shoes Like That And Have The Confidence To Accost Someone Like Me?

Because I Was Young, I Had This Long Hair, And People Used To Try To Tip Me With Joints.

I Wouldn't Say That I Dislike The Young. I'm Simply Not A Fan Of Naïveté.

I've Done The Calculation And Your Chances Of Winning The Lottery Are Identical Whether You Play Or Not.

Scientists Are Rarely To Be Counted Among The Fun People. Awkward At Parties, Shy With Strangers, Deficient In Irony - They Have Had No Choice But To Turn Their Attention To The Close Study Of Everyday Objects.