I Don't Want To Be My Own

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.

Automatic Paper Towel Dispensers Are A Solution To Something That Was Never A Problem In The First Place.

One Of My Favorite Clothing Patterns Is Camouflage. Because When You're In The Woods It Makes You Blend In. But When You're Not It Does Just The Opposite. It's Like, 'hey, There's An Asshole.'

They Say It's Lonely At The Top. It Must Be Even Lonelier At The Tippy Top.

I Noticed That There Are No B Batteries. I Think That's To Avoid Confusion, Cause If There Were You Wouldn't Know If Someone Was Stuttering. 'yes, Hello I'd Like Some B-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries.' 'what Kind?' 'b-batteries!' And D-batteries That's Hard For Foreigners. 'yes, I Would Like De Batteries.'