I Don't Think There's Anything Immature About

I Feel Like When I Arrive At The Hospital I Want A Glass Of Whiskey, I Want The Epidural In My Back. And, I Want To Get Hit In The Face With A Baseball Bat...

I Find It Almost Comforting To Count Calories, Because It Makes Me Conscious Of What I'm Eating. But On Super Bowl Sunday, I Thought, 'surrender To It. It's Nacho Time.' Then I Ate Nothing But Doritos All Day.

I Had A Lot Of Insecure Moments In High School. It Wasn't All Peachy Keen. But, I Don't Necessarily Think That I Hated High School And Wanted To Crawl Into A Hole Either.

I'm Not A Woman Whose Self-worth Comes From Her Dress Size.

But It’s Compounded By The Fact That I Love Animals And Feel Better Not Eating Them.