I Don't Think I've Got Bad Taste.

Where I Get Bored Is When I Show Up For A Shoot And They Want Me To Wear A Feather Boa. Too Obvious A Thing For A Poof On The Telly To Do.

It Sounds Deeply Shallow, But For Brief Spells Every Member Of The Public Can Be Fascinating.

Straight Men Just Can't Imagine The Bliss Of Being In A Relationship With Someone Who Finds Farting As Funny As They Do.

Some People Think They're Depressed And They Go To The Doctor And Want Pills. And You Just Think: 'you Hate Where You Live, You've Lost Your Job, Your Boyfriend Has Dumped You, Could All This Be Why You're Depressed?'

Well, Certainly I Think American Television Is - That's Proper Tv.