I Don't Think Coolness Used To Be

This Is For The Writers. I Want To Thank All The Writers. I Especially Want To Thank My Fellow Nominees Because I Worship You Guys And I'm Learning From You Every Day.

Nah... I Mean, I'm Already Pregnant, So What Other Kind Of Shenanigans Could I Get Into?

He Wasn’t A Carrier Of Commitment-phobia Or Other Notable Boy Diseases And He Used Expensive Moisturizer. That’s About All It Takes To Bang My Gong.

I Always Say When You Write A Book, You're A 'one-man Band.' Whereas, When You Finish A Screenplay, It's Just A Sketch.

You Definitely Meet A Lot Of Extremely Powerful, Successful, Wealthy People In Hollywood Who Are Extremely Miserable.