I Don't Sit Down And Have Meals

I'm Just A Normal Guy.

If You Have The Athletic Ability, Why Waste It In One Sport?

I'm A Ninja! I Like Swords And Knives And Stuff Like That.

I Played Football, Honestly, To Get A Scholarship.

I'm Ok With Being The Old Spice Guy Because Before I Was The Old Spice Guy I Was The Guy Looking For Work On His Couch.