I Don't Mind Seeing Two Guys Kissing,

I Played A Security Guard, And I Think It Was In The State Department. This Was My First Acting Role, Really, And I Remember Rehearsing It On The Couch With My Girlfriend At The Time. I Had A Real Problem With Saying The Word "incendiary." Most Of My Rehearsal Was Spent On Pronouncing The Word "incendiary."

What Happened Was, I Always Wanted To Be A Singer/songwriter Kind Of Guy Like A James Taylor Or Crosby, Stills And Nash Type Of Thing; I Went To A Lot Of Coffee Houses And Used To Watch All Those Guys, But I Never Had The Nerve To Get Up And Do It Because Singing Seems So Personal And Intimate To Me. It Was Too Revealing.

A Whole Generation Of People That Didn't Know Me From 'snl' Recognize Me From 'weeds' Now. People Recognize Me Once In A While And Appreciate The Work. It Gets A Little Embarrassing But It's Good. If You Work As An Accountant, You Don't Have People Coming Up To You In The Streets Saying, 'hey, Great Job On Tax Statements!'

Any Time You Do An Adam Sandler Film, It's Kind Of Like A Boys' Club, Because You're Hanging Out And There Are Guitars Around, And Basketballs And Footballs And Electric Bikes And Scooters And Different People Dropping By.

Every Homeless Puppy And Kitten Was Born To Parents Who Weren't Spayed Or Neutered. I'm Proud To Support Peta's Work To Prevent Animal Homelessness.