I Don't Like Going Out That Much.

I Just Think It Should Be Illegal To Call Someone Fat On Tv... Because Why Is Humiliating People Funny?

Where Are The Robert Redfords And Paul Newmans Of My Age Group? I Love James Franco, But Where's The Next James Franco? Where Are The Hunks Who Can Act?

I'd Like To Think That I Have A Plan, But You Can't Really Pick What Scripts You're Going To Get Or What Movie Is Going To Come Along.

I Feel Like I'm Over-paid-attention-to. I'm Not Trying To Be A Gif. I'm Not Trying To Be A Picked-up-on-twitter Quote. All I'm Trying To Do Is Act. And I Have To Promote Movies. And I Am, At The End Of The Day, I Guess, A F - King Lunatic.

We Hould Totally Make Out Right Now