I Don't Know Why I Feel So

The Best Way To Lose Weight Is To Put The Handle Of The Fridge Two Inches From The Ground.

You Have To Let Kids Live Their Own Lives And Make Their Mistakes, But It Is Difficult Now Because There Are So Many Things In Their Lives Which Weren't In Mine - I Never Had Facebook. And Some Of The Things I See Now I'm Appalled By. So I'm As Nosey About My Daughter's Life As I Can Be. I Tell Her, 'i'm All Over You, Whether You Like It Or Not.'

If I Were Alive In Rubens's Time, I'd Be Celebrated As A Model. Kate Moss Would Be Used As A Paint Brush.

When I Wrote 'dear Fatty,' I Realised That Sitting And Writing Alone Is An Absolute Joy.

The Only Time I Did Not Know How To Be, Physically, Was When I Lost A Lot Of Weight. That Was The Only Time I Didn't Understand My Body.