I Don't Know What The Hell I'm

Child Molestation Is A Touchy Subject... Read The Papers! Half The Country's Doing It!

Chastity Is Curable, If Detected Early.

When I'm Writing Something, If There's A Part That's Good For Me, Then I'll Play It. Otherwise, I Don't. And I Notice That There Are Less And Less Parts For Me In My Own Writing.

Harvard Makes Mistakes Too, You Know. Kissinger Taught There.

This Year I'm A Star, But What Will I Be Next Year? A Black Hole?